took a shit

Went out of business permanently

I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.

by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

took a spill

Cleveland Translation for almost busting your ass!

or simply falling.

Boaaaa he took a spill playing on that ice.

by 216Queen July 28, 2015

took the bus together

To have dirty anal sex with a slut and double dip into her pussy.

Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.

by daddydeep September 24, 2016

Took her to the bean

Slang for taking a female to your car

"Last night i took her to the bean after the party"

by Idontevenknow1 December 2, 2016

Took a Bernie

When you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can't afford insurance herself.

I just Took A Bernie on my local small business grocery store. How dare they not be as rich as the CEO of Kroger?!

by lulzSec, bitch February 7, 2017