Toobrokulosis

1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.

2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.

3. The opposite of affluenza

Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.

by rvfvs December 20, 2013

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call

Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021

toobin

Masturbating on a video call.

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.

by some_idiot666 October 19, 2020

Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call

Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 19, 2020

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020