tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 12, 2005

TMBA

Acronym for "Too Many Blunts Ago." Used by someone describing why they cannot remember something, usually from smoking way too much pot,

stoner 1 : "hey man remember that time we went to the golf course and saw that wolf?"

stoner 2 : "nahhh dude, that was way TMBA!"

by mikeymike420 February 20, 2010

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

tuba christmas

A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.

Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??

by BruinKiller3469 April 6, 2009

tumbao

An Afro-Puerto Rican word (or African Carribean--came from an African language at any rate), which means "an indescribable African sexiness or swing."

Coño, esa chica es tumbao...

or Calle 13 "La Jirafa"

Planta tus pies como dos raices
Con ese tumbao puede que me hechices

by teenylamorena December 30, 2007

It's a tuba thang, shorty

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

by Kekeizhere March 11, 2010

tuba

The tuba, designed by gods, and blessed by chuck norris himself!!!!!! If you find a better instrument, you are high on crack! It is a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.

dude, i got to try a tuba and i almost orgasmed when i heard it. it sounded like a "wherrrrrprprrrprprrrrp!!"

by zechman January 1, 2009