Tinternet

Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.

"You can look it up on tinternet."

by Miles Walkden November 27, 2003

TiltedGerald

Synonym for huge penis. If your a tilted Gerald, you masterbate constantly. Your penis is always bleeding because you beat it so often

Wow your penis is so big! Are you a tiltedgerald?

by Fuck grexx October 18, 2020

That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”

by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017

Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)

Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*

by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016

tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

tinned up

To get shambolically drunk on nothing but cans of beer, typically used by Alpha Males at football matches.

Bill: Want to get tinned up at the football later, Phil?

by ECV April 2, 2015

Tilted Towers

that place in fortnite where your bf keeps dying at.

Im gonna land at "tilted towers"

by Znatsciubing May 15, 2018