thumpted

to be faded,drunk, high, wasted, out of it etc.

joe: aye what that bitch talking about?
kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.

dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.

by chismechicas13 August 27, 2009

Thulped

South-Indian version of getting your ass whooped!!!

Ved- stay a bit longer bro.
Kalyan-if I don't be on time, I'll get thulped by my mom.

by The_ugly_duckling_26 October 5, 2020

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Donald Trumped

The act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like Donald Trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house.

Me: Why does that stuffed Hershey's kiss have a toupee??
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.

by fat alexxxxxx March 17, 2014

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

by Piranha March 24, 2008

cookie thumper

A male who does anal.

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".

by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013