The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

apple-pie-in-the-sky

A term used to describe oneself when one is far too high.

When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.

"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

pie in the window

prostitute displaying her wares

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

poontang pie in the sky

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

by anonymous November 27, 2022

apple pie and the shoe bangers

Music group consisting of union members EZE and Evan.

laura cant wait for the new apple pie and the shoe bangers cd. (coming probably never)

by little cactus November 6, 2003

Cherry pie to the face

Facial Abortion / Abortion to the face.

Can be also written as:

Cherrypietotheface/ Cherry-pie-to-the-face

Did you hear about Sara? She got cherry pie to the face.

by Public Masturbator October 30, 2010

Pie Sauce The Onion

All knowing entity. As in a Magic 8 Ball or Fortune Teller

I don't know dude....We better check with Pie Sauce the Onion.

What would Pie Sauce do?

by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005