time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 29, 2011

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Milkman

A brown/black guy who prefers white woman.

Ron is dating Matilda, he's a milkman for sure.

by Neojust January 30, 2022

Milkman

A black guy that loves latinas or just women of lighter complexions

“Yo bro you know Damien is a milkman?”

“Yea I always see him around them asians”

by v e s h August 12, 2024

Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024