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barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"
"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006
mugGet the barnicle cleanermug.

Dry Cleaner

The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.
After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.
by thedrycleaner January 7, 2008
mugGet the Dry Cleanermug.

puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke
I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner
by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010
mugGet the puke cleanermug.

unfaithful cleaner

When your significant other cheats by promising to do all the choirs after they get their way first,
My wife is an unfaithful cleaner always promising to straighten the house right after dinner or a movie etc.
by PSC pimpn November 7, 2013
mugGet the unfaithful cleanermug.

Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.
I gave that bitch a good old carpet cleaner.
by Thunder storm February 11, 2020
mugGet the Carpet cleanermug.

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.
Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
mugGet the Weiner Cleanermug.

rage cleaner

A person who cleans only when they are pissed or can't find something
George is such a rage cleaner. He only cleans when he can't find something he's looking for.
by thoseboysmom April 17, 2013
mugGet the rage cleanermug.

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