69

To have great oral sex while the woman sucks the man's cock and the man eats the woman's pussy

Oooh.. mmmm.. suck it! suck it! UH UH UH! Keep sucking bitch!

by Fuck me bitch June 16, 2004

69

A number between 68 and 70.

I'm going to count to 70.
1 2 3..............67 68 69 70.

by crexor April 06, 2006

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

69

A widely overused number in Internet Screen names. Second only to 420 in number popularity.

sk8terboi69: my nick rocks!
llamasRfun69420: my nicks pwns you!

by rezzix November 15, 2002

69

A number, that when immature people hear, causes everyone to laugh like idiots.

Teacher- So the answer, is 69.
Idiot1- SHE SAID 69!!!!
Idiot2- THATS A SEX THING HAHAHAHA!!!

by RandyNewmanATTACK December 16, 2014

69

69 is 31 numbers away from 100, and is 19 numbers higher then 50.

Person A: 69 is a really high number!
Person B: Is it higher then my pp
Person A: You're not funny.

by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019

69

A number nerds put infront of their screen names when they think they are being funny or creative.

Joey: Hey bob look at my screen name its skater69. hahaha aren't i cool?

Bob: Yes, now lets go play Everquest, then read some world of warcraft novels, and magic the card game.

by Action Hank April 12, 2006