hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 7, 2006

Chill Your Tots

a remark used up to 37 times a day. When someone is not chilling you tell them to chill their tots. This comment is made when someones tots are in the oven. This phrase may only be used by laxers.

peter-"dude im sketching out right now, were the fuck are we!"

phil-"chill your tots bro"

by Chill Brosenman April 28, 2009

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

NYC Thots

NYC Thots are the kind of trash you get from the corner of any street. You meet them hoes at bars, clubs, parks, schools, etc. Anywhere a thot is needed she is there. One in particular is a Soul thot. She suck yo dick so good yo soul leave yo body. You mainly call NYC Thots, soul takers.

Them: Damn bruh you ever got that Soul Taker?
You: These NYC Thots go hard!
Them: Yeah my nigga, that shit was like an out of body experience!

by Yoinkey April 22, 2019

joshin your tots

just kidding with you. just joking around.

wait are you serious? no, im just joshin your tots.

by khakis123 April 12, 2017

hotsy totsy

a mid-20th century US term for a high-class hottie

just across the Cambridge line from all those hotsy totsy bits of ass like you

by ladislav skala October 17, 2008