Getting angry and going insane at the same time. Similar to nerd rage but spiced with crazy, and a side order of stupid.
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Get the tandsi mug.The practice of two individuals tanning in a tanning bed for two, whereby the subjects enter into a dual suite for the purposes of obtaining a tan by exposure to UV light. Often used in gay-friendly facilities.
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Get the tandem tan mug.also, tandyslappage (n.), tandyslapped (vi, pl.) tandyslapping (pp.)
1. To defeat or be defeated, thwarted, injured, hurt,
done in, etc. by technology or the use of technologies
and/or artifacts of much lesser sophistication & usually
far earlier manufacture than that which is being used
thereagainst, in armed combat, in laboratory settings,
traffic, and so on. can be used regardless of the
vintage of the machine in question for any case of im-
mediate bodily harm or other failure dealt directly or
made possible by a computer, but is mostly relevant to
instances in which said computer is by turns obsolete.
2. To kill or be killed, maimed, injured, put out, etc.,
in such a way as employs the "two birds with one stone"
principle. The term is dually applicable to cases of this
in which the principle described above, in sense 1, can
also be observed.
There is debate as to the word's origins, many taking
up a side which identifies the Tandy Personal Computer
of the seventies as being the namesake entity, others
contending that "tandy" is simply a short form of the
word "tandem", and that the definition which appears
here in sense 2 is the only authentic one. To both of
these another theory is preferred more still which pro-
poses that the rhyme with "handicapped" was meant by
its originators to be a subtly implicit reference to
the permanent brain damage often suffered by those who
fall victim to tandyslapping.
1. To defeat or be defeated, thwarted, injured, hurt,
done in, etc. by technology or the use of technologies
and/or artifacts of much lesser sophistication & usually
far earlier manufacture than that which is being used
thereagainst, in armed combat, in laboratory settings,
traffic, and so on. can be used regardless of the
vintage of the machine in question for any case of im-
mediate bodily harm or other failure dealt directly or
made possible by a computer, but is mostly relevant to
instances in which said computer is by turns obsolete.
2. To kill or be killed, maimed, injured, put out, etc.,
in such a way as employs the "two birds with one stone"
principle. The term is dually applicable to cases of this
in which the principle described above, in sense 1, can
also be observed.
There is debate as to the word's origins, many taking
up a side which identifies the Tandy Personal Computer
of the seventies as being the namesake entity, others
contending that "tandy" is simply a short form of the
word "tandem", and that the definition which appears
here in sense 2 is the only authentic one. To both of
these another theory is preferred more still which pro-
poses that the rhyme with "handicapped" was meant by
its originators to be a subtly implicit reference to
the permanent brain damage often suffered by those who
fall victim to tandyslapping.
- "...took the f*ck down with a pair of 8 bit Nintendo
contollers for a bolo, and hog tied."
- "Whoa, Tandyslapped! Anyone get it on camera?"
contollers for a bolo, and hog tied."
- "Whoa, Tandyslapped! Anyone get it on camera?"
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Get the Tandyslap mug.To simultaneously and unselfishly scratch in a relaxing manner, the inside of each others forearms. When one is scratching, the other simply extends fingers so as to scratch the partners arm as well. Everyone is a winner.
Lying on the sofa trying to stay awake while watching Disney films, one extends arm onto partners lap, Tandem Scratch takes place and therefore both are getting even attention!
by Gordon Star July 7, 2011
Get the Tandem Scratch mug.Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
Get the Tandem Titties mug.Tandile is the strongest person you will ever meet. With a passion for social justice and civil rights, she is known for standing up for the downtrodden and fighting those who stand in the way of progress. She is an amazing friend and an inspiration to all.
TANDILE IS AMAZING
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