taliban turnpike

A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.

Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"

by Yaivs May 11, 2016

Taliban Jack

An epithet applied to the leader of the NDP by Conservative Party MPs and their fellow right-wing travellers, with the aim of discrediting/drowning out their adversaries by dishonestly portraying them as hating the Canadian military and hugging a foreign organization whose policies more closely resemble the Conservative Party's own, rather than addressing, in good faith, the arguments and policies of the person and party in question -- thus demonstrating their own status as the poster children for demagoguery.

"Taliban Jack! Taliban Jack!", some government members screeched at Jack Layton when he rose to speak in the House.

by bushwah April 2, 2007

taliban brothers

People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.

Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.

by Colonoscopy, Taliban, Brothers November 1, 2023

taliban railroad

When one terrorist's suicide vest explosion triggers a chain reaction of terrorist suicide vests incrementally

He walked into the mall and caused a taliban railroad around all of the city.

by tuckerjohnson March 15, 2024

Taliban gang

Rulers of the Midwest region

Taliban gang was higher up then most white collar workers and blue collar workers.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Taliban attack

An exclamatory term that you yell when you ambush your friends dressed like a terrorist l

As Nicco and Ivan walked by, me and Logan jumped out of the woods screaming Taliban attack and proceeded to chase them dressed like terrorist and holding bb guns

by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025

American Taliban

A U.S. citizen and traitorous idiot who was captured in Afghanistan at the start of the war there against the Taliban after the 9/11 attacks. Real name John Walker Lindh, born in Washington D.C., he became radicalized and converted to Islam as a teen, then went to the Mideast to train and fight along with the Taliban punks against the U.S.

Could also refer to any U.S. citizen or resident who lives/lived or was born in the U.S. but becomes a radicalized Muslim and joins forces with the foreign Taliban or Taliban-related group, against the U.S.

I'm worried about Jimmy and his sudden strange behaviors, proclaiming Sharia Law and booking trips to the Mideast for "education." I hope he won't become another American Taliban.

by itaintallthat January 22, 2014