jacob tal

the power to cross borders with his eyes closed. a real lubia

bro your so jacob tal your more jacob tal then me

by yaniballer August 1, 2011

Tal

A name to describe a person with so much slay and swag.

“Oh my god they are so cool”
“Yeah they are Tal.”

by hjsn February 7, 2021

Tal

A guy or a girl's name. If it's a guy, he's likely to be an Elder Manager in the south. If it's a girl, she's an abandoner.

Tal, you are an abandoner.

by TaylorRoz February 5, 2018

Tal

girl who’s obsessed and still loves her ex. from charleston. spends her life with her friends, and is always confused. the favorite in the friend group

wow, that’s tal huh

by Anim3ves7ra April 1, 2022

Tal

Typically an extremely toxic person. The worst of the worst. Doesn’t usually have an ounce of originality in his bones and refers to the same jokes over and over again. He typically also looks like a retarded mix between Jim Carey and a giraffe. Hos favorite targets are typically ladies above the age of 75.

I don’t know whats worse a being dumped into a pile of shit or talking to Tal.

by Gypsy Jew man August 2, 2022

Tal

Someone who went missing. Have you seen him?

Have you seen my sister ̶E̶v̶e̶l̶y̶n̶ Tal? Dang, he's gone and wandered off again! We've been lookin' high & low! Where, oh, where did Tal go?
He's been known to spend some time
With a white rabbit friend of mine
I called him up and what'd he say?
"I ain't seen that guy today!"

by BUTCHER_VANITYqq February 23, 2025

Tal

A wonderful Jew.

Wow that guys really a Tal.

by Wizers November 24, 2021