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Swordfished

When you're catfished by a transgender woman.
I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.

Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.
by B4IFURU18 July 6, 2018
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Swordfishin'

The ultimate expression of living the fast life.

Experiencing culture, art, sex and adventure through the access of wealth.

Traveling throughout the world in a smooth, sleek and fast moving faction, hence like a Swordfish.

Taking big money from banks through loopholes like Gabriel in the movie Swordfish
I bought a six-stop travel ticket to go Swordfishin' 'round the world.

We went to Intermezzo's and bought ALL 108 slices of desserts they had on the menu. We ate luxury desserts for a month, froze or gave away the rest. We were straight swordfishin' that night.

We rented hot air balloons, had a race over lake lanier then ate a rooftop lobster, shrimp and champagne tower dinner Picked up a limo truck and 5 girls then went club hopping to 3 night clubs and a strip club. We ended at a floor suite at the 'W' on 14th, ordered 20 shots of Patron silver and a whole chocolate cake with ice cream from room service, then passed out thinking "Damn i've been Swordfishin' all day!"
by Yari Olaf August 13, 2011
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Swordfishing

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020
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swordfosh

A depressed idiotic spud who has no friends.
That guys such a swordfosh
What? My friend? No, he's a swordfosh
by arandomguynotcalledbryce February 8, 2018
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sprodfish

You're such a sprodfish.
by Jeffrey R. Stone October 9, 2005
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swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."
I love getting swordfished
by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018
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Swordfished

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.
I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.
by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019
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