swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012

swallow his kids

When you swallow his cum

bro she swallow his kids

by Omg totally January 3, 2017

swallow babies

When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.

Get on ya knees and swallow babies.

by Nay8804 December 21, 2008

dry-swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry-swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008

a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

by dk3 December 31, 2003

African swallow

Non-migratory bird that can carry coconuts as far north as Mercia, that is if they were inclined to do so.

"It could be carried by an African swallow!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005