A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.
"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.
by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020
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a stick worth of an adjective.

often used because you are at a lost for a real adjective; speechless

The word originated from a tall bulky white man that may be confused as Drago from Rocky. Created in New Orleans it was established and made public in College Station.
Stop trying to touch my swizzle stick Randy!
by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 31, 2010
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The best buddy gorl you evern sawn. Shee is smargt funny and kind. WITH AMAZING MUSIC TASTEEE. With her long dark hair allllllllll the material girls and boyys want to be her boo thang. She “loves” being a gamer gorl with her BFF addalynn on the weekends playing roblox.
Material girl addalyn:OMG IS THAT D-swizzl I SEE
D-swizzl filps he long hair and smile while saying : si it is the hot amazing kinda ugo D-SWIZZLLLLL!!
by ADDIZZL February 19, 2022
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The act of fucking someone wile simultaneously thumbing them in the ass.
dude I just swizzle fucked that chick and she liked it.
by thehrocks May 30, 2009
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carla wanted a c-swizzle from jimmy on the 3rd date.
by cmfj0909 December 13, 2012
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Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out
by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016
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A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.
Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.
by ebaconjr October 21, 2008
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