slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

slizzard

anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.

OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.

by eric johnbang November 6, 2009

snizzard

Mixing UV Blue and Sunny D. It looks like snot, but hits like a blizzard.

No one really new what to expect when Kevin poured some UV Blue into a cup with some Sunny D. Who knew that by the end of the night everyone got hit by a snizzard.

by THESNIZZARD November 22, 2011

Slizzard

The state of being excessively drunk. Erroneously said to be derived from the song 'Like a G6' by 'The Far East Movement' when the actual source was OutKast's So Fresh, So Clean.

"YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya"

by poundy May 26, 2015

Snizzard

Slang term for female vagina.

"Man margrets snizzard tight as anything."

by Eyecantseeimdeaf June 2, 2017