swarthicate

To yank the prickly hairs off a hedgehog's anus.

"Hey Bandeen Jahdon's eatin all teh swarthicats agains, gets me up teh ipicak."

by Widgit and DA Gangle July 31, 2003

Sworthy

Sworthy is a person, mainly female, who is hotter than hot.
You'll explode in your pants by just looking at her.
Sworthy derives from the words Splooge and Worthy. Obviously by combining the two, you get, Sworthy.

1: Dude, that chick is so hot! The sight of that greatness might make me cream my pants!
2: Holy shit, you're right. She is mad sworthy!

by More-No October 8, 2008

Happy Snirthday

A snirthday is a snowy birthday, so "happy snirthday" means have a happy snowy birthday.

It's snowing so much on your birthday, so Happy Snirthday!

by csa99 February 5, 2014

Swith

A swith usually a slut who gives head on the daily.

Cassidy is such a swith.

by Swith May 12, 2014

Swarthout

Someone whos goal is just to play constant pranks on other people, especially employees.

A person who ends up in lots of drama because of said pranks.

wow, that girl is a total swarthout, she stole my seat.

My fellow employee just stole my car and hid it where I couldn't find it. What a Swarthout.

by bathroom goggles November 28, 2009

Swith

A swith usually a slut who gives head on the daily.

Cassidy is such a swith.

by Swith May 12, 2014

swithing

the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.

"John has some weird design on his trail there... He must be skilled at swithing."
"I wish I could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him."
"Dude! You don't swithe with someone if you're not a thing. Or at least wasted."
"He was wasted. Great picture, though. Looks like a magic eye."

by kittyme May 22, 2010