Poon Swindler

Some one who steals a girl's vaginal virginity

Ahhh, Nick your are such a poon swindler

by NMay2323 January 13, 2009

Swindon Syndrome

teenage motherhood

Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.

by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003

sweird

combination of "so" and "weird" leaving no need to waste precious time by saying "so weird"

"that bitch is sweird"

that little gamer fag is sweird. all he does is jack off all day

by asstaster1010 June 28, 2006

swindon

A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.

Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

swindlehurst

Nickname for Lindenhurst, NY.

Swindlehurst is such a nice place to live, save for the 16 % heroin addiction rate.

by Beebo the Cat February 9, 2015

cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

by ricky bales February 5, 2004

Swirdle

The act of sitting on the toilet while farting and laughing attempting to drop a deuce, laughing more, causing louder farts and louder laughing.

Bitch, did you just swirdle in there? It smells like a French whorehouse.

by ClivePrinceJr September 15, 2014