Swede

A person from the country of SWEDEN. A constitutional monarchy located on the Scandinavian peninsula, bordering Norway to the west and Finland to the east. 9 million inhabitants, most of them very good looking. The home of Volvo and Saab cars as well as Ericsson mobile phones and the IKEA furniture store. Some famous Swedes include the director Ingmar Bergman, actress Ingrid Bergman, hockey player Peter Forsberg and pop group ABBA.

"Look at that hot Swede!"
"Yes she is very attractive."

by Mimmi October 1, 2006

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

Sedge

To wander around seemingly, but not necessarily, without purpose.

"Paul is going for his early evening sedge about the office."

by Tengushee April 7, 2010

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

wookiee sledge

(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.

"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"

"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

sledge

Another word for insult.

I hung my head out the car and sledged some guy with a stupid hat.

by heeeysa September 29, 2003

sweden

sweden looks like a dick on maps (with finland being the ballsack)

i put my fat sweden in her italian cat bro

by 4fucksake August 14, 2018