Sweatshirt

A loose, baggy shirt, typically made of cotton, worn when exercising or as leisurewear.
Typically stolen by from guys, by girls who are "cold"
I just want my sweatshirt back ;-;

"GIVE ME MY SWEATSHIRT BACK, IT'S BEEN A WEEK"
"NO"
"WHY NOT"
"Because Im not wearing anything under it!"
(an actual conversation I have had)

by Seamus Bright September 19, 2022

Sweatshirt

my entire chaotic friend group

mom: who are you on the phone with

me: the sweatshirts, of course

by thewackiest. March 28, 2020

Sweatshirt

cozy, warm

O m g , this room is so sweatshirt !

by pizza monster November 01, 2020

Michigan Sweatshirt

1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex

2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)

Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.

by miguelitode502 May 17, 2023

Sticky Sweatshirt

When a male ejaculates in the middle of a woman’s breasts, then sticks their dick inside the middle of the breasts

Emma gave Jon a Sticky Sweatshirt last night.

by alwayscummin May 21, 2024

National give your girl your sweatshirt day

Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)

Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!

Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))

by B.briggs February 08, 2021

Sweatshirting

The act of rolling and making origami like structures using hoodie string.

- What are you doing?
- I'm sweatshirting, I'm making a snail out of my hoodie string!

by areksonik March 21, 2024