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soccer mom save

When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom
Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.
by Bernay March 4, 2009
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Swavesey village collage

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school
by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019
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savera

The superior human and person to ever exists, They are wonderful loving and just perfect. They will go above and beyond for people as they are just that kind of person. The naming meaning is usually light and that is true they will be the light of your life. They're so intelligent but regularly fail maths although they can be creative and decent in other subjects. They are very good at binge watching TV series to a point where its fairly concerting but it can be a good thing, they are are also willing to play on the PS4 with you minecraft and COD only

Best friends usually consist of dumb people who look up to Savera, names usually starting with; A,B,T or J. They love Savera because she's hella fun to hang out with and been told that she's " just the best" from them. She's been told that she is also "you're just so well loved, and i find myself begging for your attention, if you fed me poison i would be okay with that as long as it also came along with your approval."

she might be great but seems to love to get into these incredibly toxic relationships usually just overall dumb with boys and also can't keep a snapchat streak for the life of her, but that's okay because everything else about her is just absolutely perfect.
wow look its savera
by yayyya6263 April 19, 2020
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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
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save some for the fishes

hey save some for the fishes already.
by titsmcgeeisonvacation March 7, 2010
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mom n save

I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.
by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007
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Stop N Save

For when you save the rest of your blunt for later as you got too high and don't wanna waste any weed
1: Ayo you want another toke?

2: Nah man I'm good finish it

1: I'll stop N save instead and we can smoke it a bit later
by Megggaaaan January 24, 2020
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