All Swartzbaughs are very egotistical. They have thinning hair and have self-perceived grandiosity. He also has a tendency to have obnoxious farts. They are huge suckers for massages and foot rubs.
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One (also known as a shuckler or a suckleshart) commonly refers to a crumping twat who looks dauncy in their best fit and is an outspeckle in their best achievements.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.
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Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
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While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
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Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.
Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.
Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.
Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.
Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.
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B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.
Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
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Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm
Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
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