shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

Swaff

Stylish; pertaining to overall appearence and mannerisms.

He dresses tight. I like his swaff.

by Mika & Matt November 19, 2003

Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.

"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."

by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

Swafter

The term swafting means to pump the monitor of a computer vigorously with quick pelvic thrusts whilst playing World of Warcraft, which is absolute shit because there never was a word like this and was simply created to piss off Thomas W. (aka MR2.20 Top ﮒhot Tom (UK,CH)) and make him look like a complete retard by saying a word which doesn't even exist in order to insult other people.

"Thomas! You're such a fucking swafter!"

by Schwarzenegger April 1, 2008

black-staffer

The employer of African Americans.

"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."

by Livesinatoolshed April 27, 2014

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

Swaffelcopfter

Whenever you swaffel with your masculin object, and rotate it like a helicopter, this is what they call in urban legends "swaffelcopfter".

Hanz, stop swaffelcopftering my sister, she is currently not in the mood.

by AJ Benza June 1, 2018