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Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.
Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.
by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022
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herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.
by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010
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kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
by jegenes July 22, 2010
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nut swabbbin

When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.
Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.
by All laced up March 24, 2017
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sabbath

Saturday, the holy day to worship God, seventh day of the week.
On the seventh day, having finished his task God rested from all his work. And God blessed the seventh day and declared it holy, because it was the day when he rested from his work of creation. Genesis 2:2-3
by jko January 12, 2005
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Shabbadahey

Whatever you want it to mean.
Usually a substitute for "Whatever" or "Fuck it"
Also used as a greeting in place of "hello" or "goodbye"
Sometimes used in place of "Cool"

General multipurpose word.
"Wanna go to a different pub?" "Eh, shabbadahey"

"Hey man" "Shabba(dahey)"

"Eh dude, check out my new phone" "Aw, man, shabbadahey"
by Miscusername December 25, 2007
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Snack Sabbath

Using a ridiculous and nonsensical description to communicate your sentiments about something, in most cases food. Pertains to snack blog: snacksabbath.blogspot.com
Hey, you can't describe a cheese souffle as tasting like a cloud made entirely out of unicorns and sex dreams about first-time prostitutes. That's incredibly snack sabbath.
by Sean Matthew Parker February 12, 2009
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