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Surfing the Red Tide 

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.
John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

whale surfing 

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

surfing the net 

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites
Jess was surfing the net.
surfing the net by XXX February 1, 2005

crumb surfing 

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.
After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.
crumb surfing by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

sock surfing 

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks
"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"
sock surfing by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Calendar surfing 

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.
Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.