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Southend Suntan

A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.
"Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan."
"Where ya been?"
"Southend. I got a Southend Suntan."
by PowersThatBe May 19, 2014
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Demonic Suntan

When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.
Omar gave cheryl a demonic suntan.
by Snatchmadeinheaven August 18, 2017
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Nagasaki Suntan

A person who is sun-burnt to the level that they have got all up in the grill of a thermonuclear explosion.
Alex, being too tough for sun-cream, expected mercy from Apollo, but unfortunately suffered a Nagasaki Suntan.
by Ginger Danish October 16, 2017
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Da’Suntae

Da’Suntae is Amazing at everything he do.
He’s a beast at sex. He will light up your day like it’s Christmas. He’s loyal, smart and charming and is very trustful and you should be free to tell him any thing because he will listen and be there for you. But he also not someone to fuck with. And once you break his heart he not coming back from that but If you ever get a Da’Suntae never let him go. Even if you get a chance with him don't let him go. You will immediately regret it.
If you ever have a Da’Suntae don’t ever let him go .
by Jadamarie November 20, 2023
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Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.
"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"
by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025
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Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.
by Bosonator August 17, 2019
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