suntan

You get burnt because you're too cool to wear sun lotion, then they go inside like woah im burnt holy shit

BOB: hey look ive got a suntan

ROB: you idiot you're burnt

BOB: next time ill use sun lotion

by tee-pot April 16, 2014

suntzu

A communal gathering of rarts

"yo, acealto should really join SUNTZU, he'd fit right in!"

by TheLewisBrindley March 10, 2020

suntanimal

n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...

Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!

by Dubas January 17, 2008

Suntrust

1. (n.) The new name for Crestar Bank.
2. (n.) A violent change in the whether.
3. (v.) To underestimate a fly.
4. (n.) A rare sexual position in which the woman holds her ankles without her knees bent under water, and the man floats above her on a raft while drinking champagne and crying.

Roger! Can you believe Crestar changed their name to Suntrust!?

Rick Swanson's such a fuckin jerk. Did you see him do a suntrust with Sally at the Kenwood pool last wednesday?

by Pebbles May 9, 2005

Texas Suntan

When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.

Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?

Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.

Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.

by BlackCaddyDan December 20, 2009

sunty

Where someone get diarreah injected into their boobs then has it sucked out their nipple.

Last nite i gave your mum a sunty

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

Suntra

a girl who is hot and has a fabulous personality to match it. is NOT saying 'she is so hot, i wanna go out with her' (can be used by girls with out being called lebians)
Very mysterious.

person 1: "Oh my gosh! She is a Suntra!"
person 2: "I know she it so gorgeous!"

by Kleon June 10, 2008