smirpong

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

by tori haas January 7, 2007

Smirnoff

Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.

Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!

by HammyHammHamster June 22, 2020

Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.

“Ugh brad is such a smart ass”
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”

by This is the most unique handle July 13, 2019

Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

samir

a nim(unbelievably cute) guy with beautiful eyes, a gf who is utterly in love with him and responds to the name saqmir ;
has his flaws yet still astonishingly wow! he's hench and knows it and is not afraid to say what is on his mind which is very helpful at times. pretty shy and sensitive but thats what makes samir a prince! <3

am i coming with you to see samir?
no way! im independent enough to see my bf!

by shlikum pikum! December 4, 2011

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

Smirnoff Ice

A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.

Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.

by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015