bomb some submarines

to take a big dump that is so huge that the water comes up from the splashing poop and hits your buttcheeks

One time, I took a dump so big, that I my dad had to stir it so it would go down.

by Brendan Dean February 29, 2004

Spanish submarine

Giving a blow job under water

Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party

by Venclaudejendame December 5, 2017

anal submarine

a submarine that is transmitted through stripper poles. made in Zimbabwe. usually fatal.

"DON'T GO NEAR THAT POLE U COULD GET AN ANAL SUBMARINE"!

by SHimp111 October 19, 2021

Yellow submarine

Similar to an Alaskan pipeline, its a sex act in which one urinates into a condom, freezes it, then uses the condom like a dildo

Charles: So Jenny wanted me to use a dildo on her last night but she couldn't find hers.

Hezekiah: Oh, really? So what did you do?

Charles: I made a yellow submarine and fucked her with it the next morning.

by Dr Bizzzaro October 18, 2011

Silent Submarine Sex

The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.

Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
or
Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.

by Jordo.. March 16, 2006

Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017

Nuclear Submarine

While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!

She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!

by Krazy G Donkey June 25, 2009