Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.

The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out

by Burney Crew September 7, 2012

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Calm down your not leng styll

When a boy or a girl gets just that extra bit too gassed over something

"Yooo that was clean as fuck did you see that".

"Calm down your not leng styll".

by Geyfj September 12, 2020

stylo

anotha word 4 style mostly used by oreintals "asians"

yo u got a bangin stylo!

by gowin November 10, 2003

syllogism

an argument the conclusion of which is supported by two premises.

"dude she was arguing with me, so I had to syllogism all over her"

by justinw$p May 12, 2007

Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Stellon

A genuinely kind guy who is absolutely kind and handsome. he loves to make dad jokes and smells good. He is better than your mom at cleaning and doing chores, he will make a good husband one day. All the girls turn around to look at him when he walks down the street. He is a good best friend to any guy with a big dick and he will remain loyal. He may be naive, but he is a very very good boy.

"OMG, is that stellon?"
"i think you mean cinderella"

by respek wamens December 17, 2018