Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

Swanging

When your swerving from side to side in your car. Mainly done in Screwstone, Texas or for those who don't know what that means, Houston.

That cop pulled me ova cuz he thought i was drunk but i was just swanging.

by 9pimp2 April 15, 2008

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

Stinging flower bell

When you shove 3 or more ecstasy tablet in your anus and 1 or 2 in your vagina or penis

Me and Claire did a stinging flower bell last night at zubar the club

by Birdie sanders April 3, 2020