black stump

An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.

The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.

Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.

by verbusaccidentibus August 8, 2010

Stumpf

A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.

Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."

by r-e-d March 31, 2008

Patrick Stump

1) The most cutest guy in the best band evor: FALL OUT BOY

Pat is like the pillsburry doughboy, a LITTLE chubby, too cute, and wen u push his belly he goes HMM! HMM!, pat just makes u go aww


Plus: I love his Hair and Voice

by Phuong ROX! September 1, 2004

Patrick Stump

1.) The HOT, hat-wearing lead singer of Fall Out Boy
2.) See sexual (:
3.) Best damn singer you'll ever hear who makes you over drool from hotness overload
4.)FUKING HOT.

Me: i love you patrick. You are too sexy for words
Patrick: thanks
Me: hehe
Patrick: hehe
Me: hehe
Patrick: wanna go fuck?
Me: yes!!

Patrick Stump wants to fuck me and I am fine with that!

by Patrick Stump's gf May 24, 2008

stumputee

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee

"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"

by BlairBear December 14, 2008

stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''

i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher

by noobfish February 20, 2011

Stump Grinding

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.

Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.

by Plazmik May 9, 2019