strumpet

whore

that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Strumpet

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

trumpets

Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda

Toots or trumpets his own horn!

by Thomas Terrio October 17, 2008

scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 19, 2007

Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.

Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.

by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009

Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009