lemon stealing whores

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

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Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

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Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020

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confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

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streaming party

A streaming party is something you do when you want to support a song or an Album. You stream the song over and over again.

A: Hey what are you doing?
B: I'm having a streaming party

A: which album are u streaming?
B: Walls by Louis Tomlinson

A: Oh cool. Everybody should stream Walls by Louis Tomlinson;)

by FuckSimon2020 October 10, 2020

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