Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.

When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020

Straightener

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego

on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"

by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020

straighthead

To be straighthead:

To see things just as they are.
To not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Seeing without letting feelings influence.

The guy in his job tried to get him fired, hoping he would lose his mind in front of the boss.
However, he was straighthead enough to see beyond the moment and kept himself cool.

by Leonardo ST August 23, 2009

straightening hair

An obsessive action done by women and sometimes men to create an illusion that they have STRAIGHT hair.

Is Betty done straightening hair for the day?

by Emily Gibson January 22, 2009