Straddlgaving

While straddling mud holes and navigating through a shitty driveway

As I was navigating through the muddy driveway I found myself straddling puddles trying not to get my car dirty. (straddlgaving)

by Scary AF August 22, 2022

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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

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Straddlesphere

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered

I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him

by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024

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Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

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dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

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