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straddie

Island off the close of Queensland formally known as Stradbroke Island, the best place in the world.
Hey mate, lets kick back for a week and head to straddie
by Mackk92 July 8, 2011
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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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straddlebag

A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone
Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!
by Steph Ross August 3, 2007
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Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.
"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"
by p_levo April 8, 2009
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Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.
Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.
by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012
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skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences
Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
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chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."
by Hannawana April 23, 2007
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