an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.
While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"
by dlee December 3, 2004
Get the snitches get stitches! mug.Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.
Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?
Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
by Hossmann July 8, 2011
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• "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
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A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.
Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
by benny twadge May 24, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Keys mug.A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.
by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004
Get the stitch up mug.A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.
Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' mug.To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)
by J-san January 26, 2004
Get the stitch up mug.The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009
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