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apple stopper

A sexual act in which a man is having sexual intercourse then he gets hungry so he decides to eat an apple. While he is eating the apple he has to ejaculate so he inserts the apple into the females vaginal opening so he can continue to have the sexuals......................Then he makes the woman eat the gizzy apple.
Man last night I gave that bitch in 4th hour an apple stopper last night.
by TheJamaican May 15, 2015
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Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.
“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”
by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022
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Slug Stopper

1. Rejecting the reality of a workload by drinking espresso, napping, or playing Battlefield Heroes.

2. An assignment that you do at the last moment that causes you to have to stop your slug activities (sleeping, facebook, drinking monster etc.)
That essay was a real slug stopper last night.
by B471 January 6, 2010
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Door Stopper

A title given to idiots, especially in video games, who think it is a good idea to stop in the middle of door openings and attempt to shot back, all while blocking some or all of their teammates.
Fucking door stopper got the whole team killed!
by DeeJaeRex June 6, 2011
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Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009
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thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle
"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"
by Hawke June 23, 2005
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[slit-stopper]

slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive
When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold
by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009
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