Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

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It says it every time you send a definition into the Urban Dictionary

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by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

snoonicorn

A crossbreed of a snail and unicorn. This majestic animal is one in one trillion and is only found in lower parts of Argentina and Brazil. It has a large, hard shell of magnificent colors and a sparkling horn that replicates that of a unicorn.

"Did you guys see that snoonicorn just majestically slide over that fence?!"

by Ghen August 27, 2011

Soonest

The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.

(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.

by rakibo February 26, 2020

looking soon

sheepish

The dog was looking soon when we found a pee spot on the carpet.

by 2byomomma September 23, 2018

Chicken Nugget Scoon

Someone who is book smart, but not necessarily street smart. Since they're rewarded for being bool smart, they start to believe that they are untouchable, but they'll more often than not get bullied because of a lack of self confidence in social situations to stick up for themselves. The only defense mechanism they know is to pretend like they don't care or that what they do to them doesn't hurt.

Duncan was being such a Chicken Nugget Scoon yesterday. They shoved him into his locker and all he could do was laugh because he didn't know what to do.

by master0meme658 October 5, 2020

as soon as possible

never

You should finish your work as soon as possible.
I will call you back as soon as possible.

by EMoney January 1, 2013