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Stolen Fried Chicken

The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"

Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."
by Negro Power August 2, 2011
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soft stolen valor

a person who uses someone else's stories they know or a story they have heard about the military as their own and claims the story to be legitimatized due to their connection with said individual. The person does not dress or impersonate by using uniforms but claims veteran privilege by their association.

vets can also be part of soft stolen valor if they embellish their own accomplishments.
Soft stolen valor is claimed by my neighbor because his brother served in Iraq.
soft stolen valor was claimed by a military individual who served but never was deployed into action
by ancientalienrockdweller June 15, 2021
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Stolen Youth

When a young, wide-eyed, foolish, naive, love struck girl idolizes an older man who consequently treats her like shit. He does not care whether she comes or goes. He fucks with her head until she finally cracks and then claims to be a bleeding heart.
The result of four years of devoted, pure love has left me a fallen victim of Stolen Youth.
by Stupid FOR STAYING January 11, 2006
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Stolen Valor

Stolen Valor-
1) When a civilian who was never military, therefore never earned the rights and privileges associated with the honor of wearing the uniform, wear one due to any of the following reasons:

A.To get discounts or free services/drinks, etc at stores or cafes.
B. They are trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex, or they just want people's attention and thanks.

2) When a real soldier wears decorations and devices, and ranks that they never earned. For example, a real U.S. Army Private could easily give himself the Medal of Honor by looking it up online and buying one.

Most of the time, civilians have no idea how to properly wear the uniform. This includes stringent grooming and uniform standards not being followed (i.e. long beards, wearing covers indoors, tucking in blouses, wrong undershirts), putting patches in the wrong places, mixing different patches, ranks/rates (i.e. wearing PO3 ranks on an Army Uniform while claiming to be a PFC), not having an I.D. card or mixing information (i.e. saying they are Army but trained at Parris Island and Penelton,) or wearing the wrong uniforms or wearing it incorrectly(i.e. wearing the M.C.C.U.U off base or using the outdated Battle Dress Uniform) Oftentimes, these create hilariously inaccurate results, such as a person claiming to be a Marine Gunnery Sergeant wearing an ACU with M81 camo scheme, Airborne and Ranger tabs, a SEAL device, and ribbons on a Utility uniform.
Dude, your wearing a CIB on a MCCUU. You shouldnt even be WEARING your cammies off base. Thats Stolen Valor!

Ima call this guy out, Stolen Valor
by Riley Aldrin Shepherd April 10, 2016
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Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole
I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning
by Treipin November 20, 2019
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stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.
This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.
by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014
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stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.
One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.
by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004
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