Rusty Sooj

A dingleberry that you try to pick out, that is still relatively fresh, that leaves residue on your fingers, in which you do wash off, causing it to crust up all over your finger.

Last night when I was in bed I picked at by dingleberry and it turned into a Rusty Sooj because I was too lazy to wash it off.

by Salty Spitoon January 14, 2015

Stoofy

A mixture of stupid and goofy to make one word!

Damn bro, lets go all out and get STOOFY at this party.

by E-Breezy April 9, 2007

stoof

Much more awesome and/or fun than stuff.

Syi: Yo Rayoe, what's up?
Rayoe: Eh, y'know... just stoof.

"Hey man, did you bring the stoof?"

by Syi May 27, 2009

stooge fright

The act of going in front of one or many people and worrying about saying something really stupid. Afraid of saying something totally out of context.

Holy buckets! Brad sure does have a case of stooge fright after telling his whole class that he likes to eat benut putter.

by 9 juan juan January 16, 2006

Stooged

1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.

2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.

"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"

"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."

by Cody G December 9, 2008

skooj

A euphemism that substitutes any noun, verb, or adjective in any context in order to add humor and ambiguity to a given thought.

"You got skooj all over my burger."
"I wonder if I skoojed the test or not."
"That car is a tad skooj, don't you think?"

by Tyrgannus March 29, 2009

Smoojze

When you have something on your face. This could be anything from facial hair, to food. If you notice someone with a little smoojze on their face, give them a light slap on both cheeks, alternating, while telling them "You have a little smoojze.".

"You got a little smoojze right there."

by ckw1992 January 2, 2014