baccy stitch

To trick someone into inadvertently smoking a bong with mostly tobacco rather than marijuana, then laughing at them as they feel sick, spin out, or in the best case scenario, throw up.

Ha, Matt got baccy stitched, now he's whiteying hard!

by mctaffy1 October 16, 2014

stitch up

A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.

"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"

by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004

stitch up

To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)

Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.

by J-san January 26, 2004

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

Stitch Roll

ohana means family

stitch roll

by a babies goad April 20, 2017

Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018