A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
by HMB October 21, 2006
Warm lips, cool tongue. The Singapore Sting involves multi-tasking, by giving a blow job while keeping a strong breath mint, like an Altoid, in the corner of your mouth.
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
"Yo, Paul, it's a freaking hot and humid in Singapore today. Let's have a drink at the Long Bar at the Raffles and cool off with a Singapore Sling."
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
by sugarkane11 December 12, 2011
If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.
by 9A Slang October 29, 2008
The biggest paycheck you can get at your own workplace. Nobody is allowed to make more money than that.
It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)
When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.
This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.
"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)
When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.
This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.
"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
Scott Hall: "Hey yo Kev...you should give your notice today. Ted Turner is offering me STING MONEY to leave New York to go wrestle in Atlanta"
Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
by rdu3 May 02, 2018
someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 10, 2010
Any time your nipples get hard and start stinging. This could be caused by it being cold or if your aroused.
"I took my shirt off before I took a shower and I got nip stings."
"Stop licking my nipples I'm having nip stings!"
"Stop licking my nipples I'm having nip stings!"
by Pancakeramen January 05, 2017
The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.
by dj_derek March 05, 2003