cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Super Stiff

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009

Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND

Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining

by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004

stanford law

One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!

by BillManger October 20, 2013

corporate stiff

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.

Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.

by Prophite January 26, 2009

Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006

Stanford

Conspiracy theory/fact which originated on the subreddit r/applyingtocollege. It refers to the fact that Stanford University is a hoax.

I had my "Stanford" interview yesterday.

by areallylongpseudonym April 17, 2018