staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb

1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound

by Haruspex August 9, 2008

Staunton

A male with a huge penis and has all the sexy birds coming after him generally found around south Dublin

Look he’s a staunton, what a man

by Getbackbabes April 11, 2021

stfuagdoykasmduiciym

Shut the fuck up and get down on your knees and suck my dick until I cum in your mouth.

Red Thoughts.

"stfuagdoykasmduiciym"

by Valkz October 23, 2023

OMG STFU IDEC

It is when you literally do not care, and cannot be bothered to to shout at the person who has annoyed you. You do not wish to personally offend them so using this subtle but effective acronym will definitely suffice.

Mainly used between female-male conversations, used by teenagers most of the time.

Person 1: Heyy! do you remember when James cheated on me?

Person 2: no....

Person 1: REALLY?! well right i wa-

Person 2: OMG STFU IDEC.

by Jeeves Smith October 14, 2012

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Staunch

To be very strongly in favour of British traditions, specifically in regards to Rangers Football Club and Unionism.

Can refer to behaviour or a person's characteristics, or even items.

Very staunch lock screen you've got there
Ross is staunch as fuck, absolutely hates the tarriers

by KS1872 December 2, 2020

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 14, 2004