donald sterling effect

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions

guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."

by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014

Better in Stereo

"Better in stereo" simply means two things/people that are both good on their own, but they're better together.

Rihanna is good at singing and Jay-Z is good at rapping. They're both good but better in stereo.

by Call Me Jordan January 7, 2016

David Stern

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.

"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"

by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011

Sternlife

Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.

Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE

by Teddythekid October 22, 2014

Sterpuft

Someone using so many steroids they look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

"Dang, it's the Sterpuft Marshmallow Man."

by Misterlady March 12, 2016

sternwheeler

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO BIG. I'd love to give that thing a sternwheeler.

by BeerMonkey75 August 18, 2017

steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth

I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.

by yorrick hunt June 24, 2008