RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.
The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).
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Get the RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics) mug.The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
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noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
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Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)
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by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009
Get the Statistic mug.(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.
The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.
The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.
Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.
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