An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
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flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
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A moron.
I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius and a very stable genius at that!
by tsella April 24, 2018
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Noun.
1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.
Noun.
1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.
Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.
by Stanley 427 August 15, 2011
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and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.
by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004
Get the Staller ID mug.The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
by Yeggi June 1, 2006
Get the I believe you have my stapler mug.Layne Staley:1.Lead singer of grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains who tragically died of an overdose of heroin in a state of self-isolation at the age of 34. 2.The one individual I have and will continue to be influenced,forever touched by,and will mourn and celebrate each day for the rest of my life despite the fact that my full discovery of him occurred after his death.3.The most amazing and haunting voice in rock history.
by rosecherry September 9, 2008
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